Without a doubt, polo is an addictive sport. And itโs been said that โonce youโre in polo, itโs impossible to be out of poloโฆthere are only two chances, either you die or you go bankrupt, but thereโs no way you can be out of polo once you are inside, itโs like a virus.โ Itโs a bit of a dark statement but itโs not far from the truth. Polo is a lot more than a gameโฆand for the right person it can become an addiction in the best sense of the word. After all, you could be involved in a lot worse things.
Polo has a way of sneaking up on new players. No one expects it to be quite as easy to learn or something that can be learned in the first place. So people intentionally come into the sport with low expectations. They tell themselves things like โI wonโt even be able to hit the ballโ to โIโm not a Prince so I just wonโt fit in with the crowd of playersโ. But the truth is, polo isnโt really like the stereotypes people make up for it, sure, Princes play the sport but regular people do too. And when people realize just how easy it is to take lessons, and how not impossible it is to hit the ballโฆwell they find themselves sliding down the slippery slope of a polo addiction because the synergistic combination of horses, adrenaline, teamwork, competition and other factors makes it hard to stop once youโve started.
So to all those new players out there, weโve all been where you are. Weโve all rationalized our addiction the same way and to make you feel less alone we at the Toronto Polo School have documented the process so you know what to expect as you slide down that slippery slope of getting hooked on polo.
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Stage 1: The โI just want to try itโ stage
So youโve seen it played live, or on TV, or maybe you just had an urge to be different, to do something different. Whatever your reasoning youโve found yourself signed up for a private lesson or one of our one-day learn to play clinics and youโre telling yourself you only want to try it. You donโt anticipate it becoming a big thing in your life but simply a way to pass a Saturday outside in the fresh air with friends. Besidesโฆyou probably wonโt even be able to hit the ball so no danger of it being a long term thing.
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Stage 2: The โAsking for a Friendโ stage
So youโve tried it. Youโve done the one-day clinic; you cantered a polo pony, you hit the ball, you played a slow scrimmage. You go back to work on Monday and you find yourself thinking about โpolo, polo, poloโ. So you give us a call at the Toronto Polo School and you decide to just ask the question; how does one really learn to play poloโฆhypothetically that is? You just want to know, to have the informationโฆitโs not like youโre really going to learn to play.
Stage 3: The โJust One Lessonโ stage
You couldnโt shake it, time passed and you were still thinking about that first time you hit the ball and swung a mallet. The wall of denial begins to come down, brick by brick, you take us up on our private lessons or eight-week polo school because you could be involved in a lot worse thingsโฆand this counts as social time and fitness timeโฆdoesnโt it?
Stage 4: The โSeason is Shortโ stage
Now that youโve taken more lessons, you can feel polo beginning to grab a hold on your life. But you maintain that this isnโt going to be a regular occurrence in your life. Your life was fine as it wasโฆand so was your bank account. So you tell yourself that youโll just play for the summer, the Toronto summer season is short anywaysโฆthereโฆyouโve given yourself a finite amount of time to enjoy your new pastime. That is until you find out that polo is played all year in Toronto, the venue simply switches from grassy fields to arenas and snowy fields but the rush stays the sameโฆ
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Stage 5: The โIโll just play once a weekโ stage
With the summer season firmly passed and with it your deadline for when you were going to stop playing and the polo addiction showing no sign of slowing down you re-evaluate your plan and tell yourself that you wonโt stop playingโฆyouโll just cut it back to once a week. Just enough to keep your skills sharp but not enough to break the bank or your body.
Stage 6: The โI'll just buy some cheap equipmentโ stage
You start to play proper instructional matches or for those true protรฉgรฉs maybe youโre playing proper field matches and you decide that you really do need some of the required equipment. You compromise and tell yourself that you just buy an inexpensive polo helmet (something to protect your head and help you look the part on the field), some inexpensive knee guards, boots and gloves etc. And we canโt forget a malletโฆyou decide to buy at least one, because youโre not like all those pros who break their way through their piles of mallets each summerโฆyou donโt play hard enough or nearly as much as they doโฆ
Stage 7: The โI just need one horseโ stage
Youโve come to the conclusion that maybe buying a horse might not be the worst idea in the world. Youโd be able to play as much as you wanted (within reason) for the same flat fee per month. And you have always wanted to own a horseโฆitโs just the most economical way to play polo or so they sayโฆall the players are doing it. So you find the perfect first horse and you pat yourself on the back for your good decision making.
Stage 8: โJust ONE more polo ponyโ stage
Polo ponies are like kernels of popcornโฆimpossible to have just one. And even though you told yourself that you, personally, just needed one horse it became clear pretty quickly that the minimum required was two and wouldnโt you like to have a pair of polo ponies not just one? Back to the polo ponies for sale listing you go to search out your second horseโฆ
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Stage 9: Acceptance
Time goes by and youโve got yourself set up quite nicely with some gear, a mallet, a small string of ponies and a handicap. Thereโs no denying it now, youโre hooked on polo and itโd be pretty hard to imagine your life (and your social circle) without polo. No sense in denying it anymore. Youโre a proud polo addict and thatโs okโฆor so you tell yourself as you search the classifieds for polo pony prospects for sale (after all a spare pony would be nice)
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There you have it. The rationalizing that goes on inside a new polo playerโs mind as they fall head over heels for polo.
If youโre anything like the rest of us, youโre probably sitting there telling yourself that youโre different. You havenโt felt any of this. You really are just a casual player. And maybe you are, if you managed not to get hooked on poloโฆwell good on you. But the rest of us are sunk and thatโs totally okay because weโre sunk together.
Want to give it a try yourself? Contact us at info@polomanagement.com for information on 'learn to play' clinics and lessons.


